THINGS GENTS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT LADIES.

tertiary friends

Hello wonderful people out there. Have you thought of the things gents should know about ladies…..?. Basically that is what I am here for then. Let’s get things underway for beginners and imbibe on your “Intelligence Quotient” (IQ) of “things gents” should know about “ladies”.

Gents take off the wax in your ears… So you know what ladies are all about, hmm?

KNOW ABOUT LADIES

What are the things gents should know about ladies?

v  A lady thinks about sex every 20 seconds or may be more of it. Just imagine the more the ladies, the more penchant of sex…… so many sexual thoughts in the atmosphere….

v  Ladies love to Gossip! No, in spite of the challenges they face, they still gossip about others and things around them. Don’t believe me? The next time you are alone, just start a conversation about a friend and see how the things will move.

v   Ladies are more comfortable when you talk about your pastimes.

v  A lady will ENVY her guy’s best lady friend/ ex-girlfriend. (They do not want them to be friends).

v  Having clues are never with ladies. You need something? Just voice it out loud.

v  Ladies will not compromise with inferior ornaments

v  According to them, if you have enough it is tantamount to good living

v  A lady cares for “picnic guys” than responsible “gents”

v  A lady cherishes the “sugar-daddies” more than the responsible gents. (At times they combine the two”.

FUNNY THINGS GENTS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT LADIES

Ø  A lady hates being at a particular place for a long time. (woo, they love fantasies)

Ø  Ladies are into material things and for that matter do not spare gents who crossed them.

Ø  A lady will scorn you when you use words like “let’s manage”,“let’s ask someone”,” my father”……

Ø  A lady will get you a toy for your birthday

Ø  A lady loves when you call her by “honey” names………. But will refuse it in the presence of her friends.

SECRETS GENTS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT LADIES

       Ladies pretend to cry when they require something urgent.

       All ladies have watched porn at sometime or the other in their lives

       Ladies love to have a glimpse at romantic trends

       When a lady likes a guy she tries to find all excuses to be close to him

       Ladies fear competition

       Ladies loves gents who fancy outings. (big events)

       All ladies have been in a relationships possibly at least once

       Ladies will never forget their “maiden boy-friends). So gents, now that you know something about ladies, what’s the plan? To all the ladies out there i mean no harm!

Old time school mates